EL REY SOLOMON

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

*a man dressed as a fruit runs past me* wow look at that mango

myyaoidesulife:

when im reading a really bad fic that needs to say fuck instead of sex in an unnecessary matter

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